Laurent Courtines – MeowSplash

Just had the boss man in town for a few days.  Not bad,  not bad.  We chilled we talked normal work business.  Fairly happy about it.  Right,  that’s not interesting though.  I’ll tell you what is.

I HAVE A REAL NEMESIS

You are dying to know what it is?  It is not a person,  not an animal and not even something you can kill.  It is a thing and that thing is the V train! If you don’t live in Brooklyn on the F line this won’t mean anything to you but if you do,  you KNOW EXACTLY what I mean.  Anytime you are in Manhattan waiting desperately to get back to cozy, olde towne Brooklyn on the old Culver Avenue line (That’s the F for you historical luddites) the Goddamn V comes.

NO ONE IS IN IT

The V is an evil empty train that comes by and laughs at you.  I think actually,  it should have a Swastika on it because that is what it makes me feel like when it rumbles in,  and rumbles away.  It’s like being punched in the face and laughed at.  How the MTA in NYC can get away with that train running and propose transit cuts is beyond me.  I just don’t know who’s bung hole got licked to get that service set up.  If the V had a physical representation it would be a mangy-dirty-rabies-infested cat.  I would love to MeowSplash that Ratty V train cat!  To the Gowanus with you V train!

In the immortal words of Al Goldstein while doing his best work on ‘Midnight Blue‘  — Hey V train,  FUCK YOU!